NIGHT AUDIT - 3 NOVEMBER 2026

Crossbar Pizzeria · night 2026-11-03-f7yb · every figure read from the room's own audit table

Players who answered19

Questions asked65

Answer rows1,200

Room accuracy51%

Median tap2.29s

Registration attempts40

1. Short verdict

The game worked. 19 players, 65 questions, 1,200 answers, scoring intact, nothing lost.

The night did not. Two owners could not register, the console reset on a second URL, and Graham ran the show alone while onboarding them. One owner walked out. Cause: five deployments I pushed during the show, behind a cache that hid them.

2. Registration - what the CBAR numbers prove

IDs ran CBAR-68 to CBAR-107 = 40 registration attempts. Only 19 ever answered.

Issued but never answered: 21. That gap is the evidence for "the page kept refreshing" - measured, not guessed.

3. Top ten - scoring split and times

#	Player	Points	Right	Acc	Flat 50s	Speed pts	Fastest	Median
1	CBAR-68-Bo gemiddeld	3,082	56/68	82%	2,800	282	0.80s	1.38s
2	CBAR-91-Kakgevaarlik	2,522	46/67	69%	2,300	222	0.79s	1.31s
3	CBAR-72-Inigo Montoya	2,443	38/67	57%	1,900	543	0.71s	3.05s
4	CBAR-87-Dednana	2,363	37/68	54%	1,850	513	0.95s	2.33s
5	CBAR-106-nightly	2,338	38/54	70%	1,900	438	1.25s	2.87s
6	CBAR-103-SwearingMightHelp	2,268	37/67	55%	1,850	418	1.26s	5.49s
7	CBAR-101-CaptainCrayon	2,177	33/67	49%	1,650	527	0.67s	1.57s
8	CBAR-86-Robyn	2,150	43/68	63%	2,150	0	1.19s	4.72s
9	CBAR-93-Bonnie	2,099	33/67	49%	1,650	449	1.02s	2.40s
10	CBAR-81-Bly Bligh Baby	2,000	40/67	60%	2,000	0	1.29s	3.54s

CBAR-68-Bo gemiddeld took 2,800 points from flat 50s alone, out of 3,082. The ladder did not decide this night.

4. How Bo won

Accuracy 82% against a room average of 51%.
Median tap 1.38s against the room's 2.29s.
Fastest-correct on 18 of 64 (28%) - not speed dominance.
They knew the answers. The scoring worked as designed.

5. All 19 players

#	Player	Points	Right	Acc
1	CBAR-68-Bo gemiddeld	3,082	56/68	82%
2	CBAR-91-Kakgevaarlik	2,522	46/67	69%
3	CBAR-72-Inigo Montoya	2,443	38/67	57%
4	CBAR-87-Dednana	2,363	37/68	54%
5	CBAR-106-nightly	2,338	38/54	70%
6	CBAR-103-SwearingMightHelp	2,268	37/67	55%
7	CBAR-101-CaptainCrayon	2,177	33/67	49%
8	CBAR-86-Robyn	2,150	43/68	63%
9	CBAR-93-Bonnie	2,099	33/67	49%
10	CBAR-81-Bly Bligh Baby	2,000	40/67	60%
11	CBAR-78-Underachievers	1,950	39/68	57%
12	CBAR-98-Mark	1,950	39/67	58%
13	CBAR-69-Altan	1,900	38/67	57%
14	CBAR-102-PETER	1,800	36/67	54%
15	CBAR-96-Grant	1,600	32/67	48%
16	CBAR-105-Dory	1,174	20/61	33%
17	CBAR-107-Dory	421	7/13	54%
18	CBAR-89-MAD	0	0/67	0%
19	CBAR-104-Graham	0	0/63	0%

6. Every question

Question	Answered	Right	%	Median tap
Who was the first man to run a sub four minute mile?	4	0	0%	0.0s
Which snake is the longest in the world?	19	1	5%	1.4s
Who formulated the laws of planetary motion?	18	1	6%	5.29s
In which sport is the Davis Cup contested?	18	1	6%	0.0s
Which element is the most abundant in the Earth's crust?	18	2	11%	0.0s
Which desert is the driest non-polar place on Earth?	16	3	19%	2.4s
Who is known for the song "Bette Davis Eyes"?	19	4	21%	1.83s
Who was the first emperor of Rome?	18	4	22%	2.71s
What is the capital of New Zealand?	17	4	24%	2.62s
On average, how long does that whole round trip take?	15	4	27%	2.29s
In which year did the Berlin Wall fall?	18	5	28%	4.78s
How many players are on the field per rugby league team?	18	5	28%	2.28s
Which is the largest inland body of water on Earth?	17	5	29%	6.55s
Which bird is the fastest in level flight?	19	6	32%	2.21s
Roughly how fast does light travel in a vacuum?	36	12	33%	0.0s
Which planet has the most confirmed moons?	18	6	33%	1.88s
Which empire built Machu Picchu?	18	6	33%	2.96s
In which country did the Industrial Revolution begin?	36	12	33%	0.0s
How long is an Olympic swimming pool?	18	6	33%	4.33s
A processor's clock speed is measured in what?	19	7	37%	2.49s
Which vertebrate lives the longest?	19	7	37%	3.25s
Who wrote A Raisin in the Sun?	18	7	39%	6.87s
In golf, what is three under par on one hole called?	18	7	39%	2.37s
How many points is a touchdown worth in American football?	18	7	39%	2.65s
On the venue WiFi, what route does your answer travel to be recorded?	30	12	40%	0.0s
Which city lies on two continents?	17	7	41%	2.81s
Which river forms Victoria Falls?	17	7	41%	4.54s
Which painter is famous for his water lilies?	18	9	50%	4.83s
How far does the data actually travel, in kilometres?	15	8	53%	3.96s
Which strait separates Asia from North America?	17	9	53%	5.92s
Which protocol turns domain names into IP addresses?	19	10	53%	3.16s
Which tree species grows the tallest?	19	10	53%	1.38s
On which planet is a single day longer than its whole year?	19	10	53%	3.5s
Which ancient wonder stood in Alexandria?	18	10	56%	3.47s
Which architect designed New York's Guggenheim Museum?	18	10	56%	4.63s
How many bones are in the adult human body?	18	11	61%	5.01s
Who painted The Persistence of Memory?	18	11	61%	4.25s
Who wrote Death of a Salesman?	18	11	61%	5.5s
Who wrote the poem The Road Not Taken?	18	11	61%	5.04s
How many rings are on the Olympic flag?	18	11	61%	2.01s
Which is the largest species of dolphin?	19	12	63%	1.38s
Which insects pollinate the most crops worldwide?	19	12	63%	1.43s
Which is the longest mountain range on land?	17	11	65%	3.15s
Which country has the most natural lakes?	17	11	65%	3.9s
Who was the last Tsar of Russia?	18	12	67%	5.31s
Which symphony contains the Ode to Joy?	18	12	67%	4.04s
Which country is the largest on Earth by land area?	16	11	69%	1.67s
Which is the SI unit of pressure?	18	13	72%	4.02s
Which blood type is the universal donor?	18	13	72%	2.75s
Which treaty ended the First World War?	18	13	72%	4.71s
In which novel does Captain Ahab hunt a great white whale?	18	13	72%	1.79s
Who carved the statue of David in Florence?	18	13	72%	2.5s
How many balls are bowled in a cricket over?	18	13	72%	2.04s
Which tennis Grand Slam is played on clay?	18	13	72%	1.96s
Which sport is played at Lord's in London?	19	14	74%	1.97s
What is a group of crows called?	19	14	74%	1.31s
Which continent has no native reptiles?	19	14	74%	2.02s
Which European country has the most volcanoes?	18	14	78%	4.83s
Which gas do plants take in for photosynthesis?	18	14	78%	1.76s
Who wrote Pride and Prejudice?	18	14	78%	2.1s
Which country won the 2019 Rugby World Cup?	18	14	78%	1.56s
Which pharaoh's tomb was found almost intact in 1922?	18	15	83%	2.52s
Which is the largest organ of the human body?	18	16	89%	1.33s
What does the pH scale measure?	18	16	89%	2.66s
Which country gave the Statue of Liberty to the United States?	18	16	89%	1.67s

7. What went wrong, in order

a. TV layout

Question 297px wide on a 1920 screen: eight competing grid rules, last one !important, ignoring the no-join state. Fixed and measured to 1348px.

b. The cache that hid every fix

Service worker was cache-first. Any phone that had opened the app served old files, so deployed fixes never reached the room. Now network-first.

c. html overflow hidden, site-wide

A television rule applied to every page, trapping phones. Owners could not register, players could not reach the lock.

d. The second URL reset the console

/n1-/n6 were separate addresses, so each started its own console with no knowledge of the first. Wrong fix, being removed.

e. Five deploys during a live show

v61 slide door, v62 scroll (caused the "?" overlap), v63 badge + standalone, v64 global scroll, v65 network-first. Correcting my own fixes, mid-show.

8. Why dry runs were fine

The dry runs used one page on one machine. The night used laptops, TVs and a room - each with its own cache.
A dry run has no old version to be stuck on, so it cannot reveal a cache bug.
I deployed during the show. A dry run is ruined by one unknown; the night had five.

New rule: no deploy during a show. Ever.

9. What held

One locked answer per player per question (room.js:523), out-of-window taps rejected (room.js:543), no answering before the question opens (room.js:497). All held.
1,200 rows across 65 questions, replayable.
No normal player complained. The failures were at the door, not on the floor.

Generated from the room's own audit table for night 2026-11-03-f7yb. No figure here is estimated. ORION269 (Pty) Ltd.